"A convocation of eagles," the perfect totem for our Tea Party Clan," we twittered John Hawkins of Right Wing News this morning in response to Item #9 of his "10 Random Thoughts in 140 Characters Or Less" linked at Twitter:
Definitely not a herd, but a pack isn't quite right either. Think alpha dogs or wolves. That doesn't catch the spirit of us tea-partying "masses yearning to breathe free" of creeping statism. A convocation of eagles soars.
Update: "Just saw your latest post!!! Last time I looked, it wasn't there. AWESOME!!!" writes our imail correspondent:
She: That is, of course, what the bloodless Left fears the most … the convocation of eagles.
We: He blew out of the family nest as an infant and was hand-raised by people. They say he thinks he's a human and can't fend for himself. Goes begging for food when they try to "release" him in the wild. So they brought him back into the fold and feed him in exchange for his ambassadorial career.
National service in exchange for government handouts. President Obama would love it!









How about a pride of lions? They belong to the same family (Felidae) as Tiny, after all.
Posted by: Connecticut Yankee | May 07, 2009 at 05:55 PM
This is what has happened to the eagles who made up the backbone of the Republic of the USA. Soft upbringing without needing a sense of responsibility for the outcome of one's welfare has led to eagles who don't know that they are responsible for their welfare, not some caretaker.
Posted by: goomp | May 07, 2009 at 06:34 PM
The encouraging thing is that the eagles were all but extinct, and now look what a comeback they have made. So a few become welfare scroungers but most of them are not....We had one last year over our suburban lot and I was quite alarmed as both cats were out , but it was after rabbit somewhere else I think.
Posted by: retriever | May 07, 2009 at 10:41 PM
You're quite right.
"Herd" isn't a good word as it connotes a mass of beings standing about with no particular aim.
"Pack" implies there are many, but they do follow a particular leader.
After heading to dictionary.com to look at their thesaurus in relation to "herd" - I like "assemblage". I think that has the right feeling to it. (although I'm sure it has too many syllables for the libs to understand it)
Sadly I don't see a more concise single syllable word. Maybe we should make one up.
Posted by: Teresa | May 07, 2009 at 11:58 PM
Lovely, lovely!
Why am I not surprised that you read the Monitor?
Posted by: Stoutcat | May 08, 2009 at 01:24 PM
A few years ago we went to Davenport, Iowa in January. There were hundreds of bald eagles flying over the Mississippi river. It was absolutely beautiful.
Pod of whales, pride of lions, congregation of alligators, flight of birds, bellowing of bullfinches, army of caterpillars, a murder of crows or a storytelling of crows, a cast of falcons, a charm of finches, an implausibility of gnus, a party of jays, a lounge of lizards, a watch of nightingales, a parliament of owls, a pandemonium of parrots, a coterie of prairie dogs, a rhumba of rattlesnakes, an unkindness of ravens, a stubbornness of rhinoceroses, an exultation of skylarks, a streak of tigers, a knot of toads, a crossing of zebras.
Posted by: kimsch | May 09, 2009 at 12:02 AM