The Hillary "Yes You Can Diet"

We know, we know. The powers that be want us to lose weight and live forever. But have you noticed how Miss Hillary, thigh/cellulite challenged from day one, has porked up of late? That's the gal who's smarter than you and me and knows what's best for us. Like everything that's politically incorrect and dares not speak its name, excess political poundage in a female Democrat candidate is crying out for coverage. The Hillary "Yes You Can Diet" could be the next big thing.

Then there's Rachael Ray, even more influential in a deep, dark and delicious way than Oprah herself. Eat your heart, out, Hillary. What if Rache came out in support of some presidential wannabe? She would never, but -- like Emeril with his "Bam!" -- the divine Miss Ray has infiltrated our everyday experimental kitchen kitsch, lending an extra gig and giggle to our every culinary foray. You cook, girl.                   

Comments

[Teresa]

I've been on a blog diet for the last week since I was traveling. I don't think it's done much for my figure. *grin*

Hill better be careful. If she gains too much weight, she won't be able to get that vaunted national health care thing she's wanted for so long.

[mog]

Those knees are begging to be covered. Your title should maybe be "horrible legs." Obama would win in the knees competition. Maybe that's why he is ahead. :)

[goomp]

My Aunt Helen had legs like Hillary's, but she was a good kindergarten teacher for 30 years in the Boston School system.

[Gayle Miller]

Then again - Hillary could also be sporting something that resembles my big fat bum - then she'd really be in trouble!

Of course, thanks to Sissy's Cold Turkey recipes, the derriere is ever-so-slowly assuming more reasonable proportions!