From Iraq, with love

Just got this note from Mohammed bin Abdullah and wanted to pass it along for your enjoyment:

HELLO,

MY NAME IS MOHAMMED BIN ABDULLAH  FROM IRAQ. I WORKED WITH THE DEFUNCT REGIME OF SADDAM HUSSAIN AS HIS SECRET ASSISTANCE.

DURING MY TIME WITH THE FORMER REGIME,I WAS ABLE TO SECRETLY REMOVE THE SUM OF $15MILLION US DOLLARS. WHICH I TRIED TO SEND OUTSIDE IRAQ VIA WIRE TRANSFER BUT THE BANK REFUSED BECAUSE OF FEAR OF BEING IMPOUNDED ON BY THE AMERICANS. SOME HOW I MANAGED TO SEND THE MONEY ACROSS IRAQ VIA SECRET COURIER SERVICE.

I AM STILL HIDING IN IRAQ TRYING TO SEE HOW I CAN GET OUT. I NEED YOUR URGENT AND SINCERE ASSISTANCE TO HELP ME CLEAR THE MONEY FOR INVESTMENT PURPOSES TILL I COME OUT OF IRAQ TO MEET WITH YOU.

I WILL LET YOU KNOW THE LOCATION AS WELL AS THE DETAILED INFORMATION AS SOON AS YOU ASSURE ME THAT I CAN RELY ON YOU WITHOUT BEEN BETRAYED. PLEASE FOR SAFETY PURPOSE, IT IS BETTER WE LIMIT OUT COMMUNICATION TO EMAIL, FOR NOW.YOU ARE GOING TO GET 20% OF THE FUND FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE.

SINCERELY,

MOHAMMED BIN ABDULLAH

It looks like those Nigerian e-con artists have some serious competition here.