Kerry launches Waffles Compact with the Next Generation

John Kerry Waffles Compact with flipflop lid fits neatly into your purse for quick touch-ups when your two faces are showing through

Waffles meister John Kerry will preview something called "Compact With the Next Generation" at the University of New Hampshire this week. As a New Hampshire native some of whose relatives are UNH alumns, we take exception to his choice of venue to undermine the morals of minors. According to his official website:

Combining high-profile entertainment with voter registration and political organizing efforts, the Change Starts with U: Kerry Campus Tour 2004 marks the formal kick-off of Kerry’s outreach to college students. On the tour, the senator will highlight the new direction he offers America’s youth and outline his “Compact with the Next Generation,” Kerry’s vision for the country and challenge to the next generation of Americans to invest themselves in their communities.

“This week, I’ll be unveiling a Compact with the Next Generation – your generation – that says we’re going to bring back the basic bargain at the heart of America: if you’re willing to do right by America, then America is willing to do right by you,” Kerry said.

Several notable celebrities, entertainers and high-profile Democrats will join Kerry on the tour including rocker Jon Bon Jovi, popular rock band Guster, Blink 182's Tom DeLonge, Senator Hillary Clinton and others.

"The Change Starts with U"? Kerry's "challenge to the next generation of Americans to invest themselves in their communities"? This sounds like High School Class President meets John F. Kennedy Lite.

Comments

[Eric]

Hey, I've added the WAFFLES to my site as well. http://permanentrevolution.tripod.com/ Try making it so its at the top of your blogroll or in some section it won't get wiped out when your front page archives itself.

[Sissy Willis]

Thanks, Eric, for the tip. I have added waffles compact linked with you-know-who to my permanent list at right.