ScrappleFace reports on John Kerry's latest flip-flop. "Snowboarding is an inherently dangerous activity," said Mr. Kerry:
"Although I'm one of the best snowboarders alive, and I don't fall down, there is no way to protect the average 19-year-old from being taken out by a [expletive deleted] Secret Service agent. The board manufacturers claim the sport is safe. But how do you ask a man to be the last man to break his leg for a lie?"
In a symbolic gesture, Mr. Kerry plans to throw his snowboard, or a reasonable facsilime thereof, over the White House fence later this week. TV news crews will be permitted to videotape his second snowboard toss attempt.
In case you missed it, from Drudge Report last week:
Dem presidential candidate John Kerry called his secret service agent a "son of a bitch" after the agent inadvertently moved into his path during a ski mishap in Idaho, sending Kerry falling into the snow. When asked a moment later about the incident by a reporter on the ski run, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," the "son of a b*tch knocked me over."
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