Oil tanker Great Eastern from foreign shores (couldn't make out the call port) heads back to sea out the mouth of the Creek early morning.
Old, rusted-out Sears bottom-of-the-line lawnmower, meet spanking new Sears bottom-of-the-line lawn mower. Tuck got 18 years of good service out of the faithful oldtimer. As is the custom here in Chelsea-by-the-Sea, he set Rusty out on the sidewalk, and within 45 minutes a couple of illegal alien types — Chelsea is a so-called "Sanctuary City" — had picked up the oldster and loaded him onto their pick-up truck to begin a new life of service. Imail snippet:
AMERICA! One man's trash is another man's treasure.
Unlike Democrats, God helps those who help themselves.
Update: More imail snippets post publication:
She: PERFECT counter-point to Democrats stuck on the escalator. It reminds me of that movie about the cars (which I haven't seen), but … the lives of machines. That old mower must be so happy!
We: Yes. Like dogs, they love to have a job!
She: Tears in my eyes, YES!
So much conservative compassion, so little time.