Separated at birth: Sen. John Edwards (left) and "The Right Stuff" star Dennis Quaid
After running neck-and-neck with John Edwards, John Kerry is the winner of Tuesday's Wisconsin primary, Fox News projects:
"This enormous surge in the last few days has been surprising everybody . . . this is an amazing response," Edwards told Fox News as he continued to battle Kerry in the polls. "I'm fighting my heart out …I'm in this fight to win and I'm gonna go after it in every way I know how."
We're rooting for GW, of course, but if worse comes to worst, a Dennis Quaid look-alike would be a lot easier on the eyes than James Taranto's "haughty, French-looking Massachusetts Democrat, who by the way served in Vietnam."